Posted in case Alison has any more trouble with that pesky ol’ moon tonight.
Reblog if you love boobies.
All shapes and sizes
Well yeah!
Hmm. I DO love boobies… I guess I must reblog this.
Reblog if you DON’T want to be ass raped by a donkey.
if you don’t instantly reblog this well.. maybe you should do some donkey love soul searching.
I reblogged this earlier and I am doing it again cause there’s only 20 notes…ya bunch of perverts! LOL :P
Reblog if you want sex
PLACEHOLDER Post
Hey. Kindly ignore this, would’ja? It’s a temporary bookkeeping-quality post I need to help me sort out/catch up on the week I spent not reblogging smut. It’ll be deleted in a day or two.
Reblog if you want a horny message in your inbox.
Hook it up
Send me a number.
1: What was the first thing you did in 2012?
2: Do you think we will really all die this year?
3: What was the best thing that happened to you in 2011?
4: What was the worst?
5: How many people did you kiss in 2011?
6: What do you want to happen this year?
7: What are your 2012 goals?
8: Tell us something that we might find surprising about your 2011.
9: What do you want to happen this year that didn’t happen last year?
10: Have you made any new friends yet this year?
11: Is there any body modifications planned for this year? (i.e. piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc)
12: What was the first thing you bought in 2012?
13: What did you hate about 2011?
14: What was the most interesting thing to happen this year so far?
15: Tell us a secret about 2011.
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Personal
16: What is your name, age and location?
17: What is your hair colour?
18: What is your eye colour?
19: What is your heritage?
20: Are you single this year?
21: Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
22: How many siblings do you have?
23: Will you be having any more?
24: Any children of your own?
25: Will you be getting married this year?
26: What is your sexual orientation?
27: What is your height?
28: What is your weight?
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TMI
29: Have you had sex so far this year?
30: How many times did you have sex last year?
31: Do you shave your neither regions?
32: What’s your dirtiest secret?
33: Do you shower every day?
34: Do you masturbate?
35: Do you drink/smoke?
36: Do you do drugs?
37: Did you do anything illegal in 2011 and if so, what was it?
38: What about 2012?
39: How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
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Symbols
۞ Ask any question and I’ll rate your blog.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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Other
Ask any question you’re curious about.
Ask any other TMI question you can think of.
Ask me my top 3 anything.
Ask me my top any number of anything.
Ask me any other personal question.
Leave me a message.
Ask for advice.
Ask for me to listen to you.
Rant to me.
Share a secret with me on anon.
ASK ME ANYTHING.
(via bigdicks-littleholes)
please do
Over the course of the past few days I’ve started using ‘lesbian’ as a verb.